Oooooh!

I am doing a blog from my new phone using a Blogger app! FWATCHA!!! Let's see if it works, eh?

Currently, I am sitting with Christophe in the Rainbow and Dove with a lovely refreshing Coke. Chris is writing a sketch in which a small child sports a moustache. I think when we move into our own place we should have a moustache house party in which we hand moustaches out on the door, for men, women, children and animals alike. Everyone will be invited. We'll even put moustaches on the drinking glasses.

So yes.

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Wizard Lips

... sink... wizard ships. Or so goes the popular saying.

Yes.

Since I'm off work sick with an evil fevery thing, and as a result confined to the sofa with my cosy blanket, I thought I'd try and use the time productively. The opening bit of this post is my idea of something productive. Many will disagree, but they can bugger off.

The phrase "wizard lips" has repeatedly cropped up in my mind lately for some reason. It even led me to spend half an hour or so creating an elaborate A4 scribble of a wizard the other day (see Facebook), just so I could draw and point out his wizard lips. Now, for some reason, I was compelled to do a Google Image Search of the phrase in question, and apparently there is a little-known hip-hop star of the same name (see their MySpace plus the below image).

Young Wizard Lips there

Now, please do not think that this is a musical recommendation. Having listened to their first track out of curiosity, I can't say that I'm their biggest fan. But it is most amusing.

Apparently, they're not even alive (they're "music-making ghouls") and their work sounds like "the sexual moans of a rap god and a hip hop goddess during the act of intercourse ontop of a huge record player heard through the clearest of headphones on the earth." Tee hee. Tee hee hee. I'm sure they're a group of lovely young lads.

Now for a fish finger sandwich, oh yeah!

Death by fictional villain

After reading my brother's Facebook page and considering the "5 people that would probably like to kill you" application thing, I had an idea for an interactive blog/note.

Of all the (let's say fictional) evil murderer/villain type people, if you had to make the decision, who would you choose to finish you off?

At first I thought Ming the Merciless, but now I'm going down the classic Knightmare goblins route. Their dance was highly dangerous, apparently.



Thickos!

I still find that goblin horn noise scary.

I punched a crab and I liked it

My eyes are a bit buzzy due to too much XBox-playing, and in particular Oblivion-playing - I am off work, after all :) - and I'm waiting for pizza to arrive, so I'll try not to write too much.

Above is an example of such a crab, just so you can see how big and strong I am. Virtual animal cruelty is fun. I have also recently killed some West Weald bears and some goblin skirmishers, which is always nice.

Things are looking up on the job front. We've both had a couple of calls from agencies in Leicester who seem quite confident that they can find us something soon if we just drop in, which we will be doing next Friday when we're in Leicester. All I have to do is a few typing tests, provide references and show my hideous passport photo. Thank god my passport expires next year...

We've decided to take advantage of time off work and go to Alton Towers next Wednesday. If anyone fancies coming with us, I have 4 buy-one-get-one-free vouchers cluttering up my purse which I'm willing to get rid of. There are already a few of us going but we should definitely have some vouchers spare so let me or Chris know if you're interested.

Pizza time!

Nom.

Newnesses

Greetings.

Hello.

How are you?

I am fine.

Ignore the last thing about Tumblr. I've changed my mind.

I have 5 working days left at work, which is most thrilling. Perhaps this means I will no longer accidentally answer my mobile with the word "Orthopaedics" instead of the usual, normal "Hello?". That will definitely be a good thing.

Over the next 5/6 weeks, we will be moving to Leicesterland for a fresh start. The following advantages will be had:

1. Walking-to-work/walking-to-town opportunities, involving distances long enough for an increase in healthiness but not long enough to induce collapsing-ness.
2. Free swimming/badminton opportunities (good old leisure-centre-receptionist-mother).
   
3. House-ness, rather than flat-ness, allowing possible cat-ness (and barbecue-ness, but not of cats).
4. Opportunities for clarinet-tootling.
5. Opportunities for film-networking for Mr Kylie.
6. Funky bar/club-ness - no need to settle for chav-infested areas. Big need to settle for lovely lovely cocktails.
   
7. DOMINOS TOY SHOP!!!
8. Going-back-to-uni-ness allowing me to actually do something with my life and degree.
9. Family-ness.
10. Odeon-down-the-road-ness.
11. Escape from the daily horrors of dunce-infested areas like Dudley town centre.
12. Summer Sundae/Leicester Comedy Festival etc.

All of the above, plus easy access to transport back over here to see family and friends regularly for fun and frolicking.

Everyone must visit us.

Maybe one day I'll actually go through with that Murder Mystery party...

A new blog???!?!?!!!?!?!

If you fancy having a look, I will be using a Tumblr blog from now on. It will be here and on Facebook.

I'm not sure whether this is a temporary thing or forever and ever and ever and ever. Blogger is a bit rubbish sometimes, isn't it? But then it has its advantages.

Who knows what will happen? What a metaphor for life this is.

See you soon I hope! x

Bloody hell!

Have I really not posted since April?!!!

I keep doing these "blinkin eck I haven't posted for ages" posts. I think my blogging is a bit like casual alcoholism, in that I lapse every once in a while and post for a few days in a row solidly, then abstain for a number of weeks. Except blogging isn't bad, it's good, so I should blog more, but I don't.

Well.

I am a little bit tipsy, but luckily when I'm tipsy/drunk I manage not to do that thing that some people do and type with loads of spelling/grammatical mistakes in their posts or messages.

UNLESS I am making loads of mistakes and don't know about it due to the alcomohol.

Since I last posted, months ago, I have done lots. I have turned 24 and been to Liverpool with Christophe to celebrate this (we went to the Cavern and it was muchos buenos:)

The Cavern (as in the Beatles' gig place), Liver-o-pool

We also saw lots of Lambananas, which are sculptures of lambs with banana-like tails distributed throughout the city as part of Liverpool's year as the city of culture:

Beatles Lambanana

We both really liked Liverpool. We will be going back soon.

Also, we've been to the Latitude festival in Suffolk. There were bands by lakes and in the woods and sheep spray-painted pink and it was generally awesome. But that's another blog post in itself. Everyone should go there if they get the chance.

I will go now. I need my sleep before a well-overdue Hilmi/Dom Wing Wah trip tomorrow.

Good morrow! x